Welcome to The Nasty Canadian
Ah yes, Canada—the land of politeness, poutine, and apparently, unbridled savagery. When U.S. President Donald Trump labeled Canadians as “very nasty,” we had a national crisis of identity. Were we not the world’s polite older sibling? The neighbor who waters your plants when you’re on vacation? The people who say “sorry” ?
After an emergency Tim Hortons meeting and a thorough re-evaluation of our morals (conducted via a very polite debate, obviously), we came to one conclusion: if being compassionate, well-educated, and not having a national meltdown over free healthcare makes us “nasty,” then by all means— lets lean into the title.
What’s in this Dystopian Wonderland?
🍁 News & Articles – Hard-hitting exposés on Canada’s greatest crimes, like leading the world in kindness, innovation, and not actively imploding.
📸 Images & Galleries – Shocking evidence of Canada’s “nastiness,” including absurdly scenic landscapes, outrageously adorable wildlife, and cities so clean it’s frankly offensive.
📝 Blog & Satire – A deep dive into the absolute anarchy of Canadian life—where people say “thank you” to ATMs, apologize when someone else swears, and consider -10°C “a bit chilly.”
🔗 Resources & Links – Further proof of our reckless behavior, from universal healthcare to the unhinged practice of being bilingual.
So, if you’ve come here expecting some kind of lawless tundra where people duel with hockey sticks over maple syrup rations, we hate to disappoint—but we’re more likely to passive-aggressively hold the door open for you until you have to walk through.
Welcome to The Nasty Canadian—where our greatest crime is being so polite, it’s basically a super power and that scares some people, wink wink.
